SOS: *sitting in foetal position in a corner* oh god. Oh god a storm. oh god. ohgodohgodohgod. *rocks*

BB: -Leans on the wall- Calm down.

SOS: STORM.

BB: This one?


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BB: Hi, guys! Well, today I'm taking on my first X-Men Sue that's solely screwing with this one fandom. You can tell how joyful I am, really. This Sue... -Sigh- This Sue got to me, ladies and gents, and not in a good way. She was just so boring, I could barely bring up the snark needed to spork her. But I've managed, and I swear, it will happen. ( Read more... )

Out of Control
By: Artemis Fortuna
Alternate Title: OOC - How Apt
Summary: Hello, everyone! Do I have a treat for you today. This fic has it all, folks: a Sue with an angsty past, blatant mis-use of powers, unnecessary descriptions of everything the Sue is wearing and, hey, why not throw in love with two of the most sought-after wild men in the X- ( Read more... )

BB: Hello, everyone. ...Well, here it is: my first offering to you all on Das_Sporking. It's a Freddy Sue, and I've got to warn you that it's got everything you expect from Sues: bad "sex scenes" (fade to black, soul-bonding/climaxing), a doormat "heroine," and a woobie version of Freddy that will make anyone who loves the real Freddy want to yank ( Read more... )

BB: I think we've given 'Zilla here enough of a break, don't you? I'm glad you agree! So, everyone, here we go with the next chapter of EPLyEPN! However, this time? I am NOT alone. Mostly because I couldn't stand going through this chapter without help. So, everyone? SOS.

SOS: Hi there!

BB: SOS, it's a pleasure to have you here in the Hide-Away for ( Read more... )

BB: Welcome back, everyone! Today, SOS and I are bringing you the prologue of Eons of Suffering!
( Where there is FAIL )

BB: Welcome back to another chapter of EPLyEPN! I'm sorry it's taken so long to get this out - I've been busy. Sues, Stus, and reading canon things to keep me sane have been taking up my free time off of work. Well, enough of that, let's dive right in!

Down once more, to the darkness deep as HELL!

( TEH BIG REVEAL!!!! )

BB: We're back with yet another chapter of EPLyEPN! How wonderful. Really. I'm sorry it's taken so long to get to this point - I'm absolutely dreading what's coming next chapter, so I'm trying my hardest to avoid this thing. But, like a blister or a bruise, it makes itself known. So let's get it over with. Everyone, chapter eleven!

( In Which I Needed Cartoon Character Help )

El Pistolero Loco y El Pantera Negra
Author: Vampire Princess Nissa

Alternate Title: The Woman Who Made Sands Woobie
Hello, folks! BB here to introduce you all to my very first multi-chapter spork in the form of Nicoletta Storms, a Sue who has taken control of one of my favorite fandoms: Once Upon a Time in Mexico! Watch as she Woobie-fies Sheldon ( Read more... )

BB: I have nothing more to say. Last part, hopefully. SEXY PICTURES MENTIONED HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( In Which I Needed Supernatural to Save Me )